skunk.

I enjoy the word 'skunk.' I almost believe it may be the best word. I defy you to tell me a word as good as skunk. If you do and I agree, I will absolutely spit in your face. Your ugly face. A face. Too many words for face. Such as face, and other words that also mean face.

I've been enjoying calling people 'skunks' most of all. It's a fun insult, because people will be like "Did he just call me a skunk?" and I'm like "YEAAAAAAAAAAH!" While I'm crotch-chopping. It's how I live my life.

But I just found out that you can use skunk as a verb. Which means doing poorly. That's the cutest type of failure ever.